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Domashnee zadanie

Tema: Mi vse ychilis' po nemnogy

(Pod rock myziky poyavlyautsya rokeri)
Rokeri:
U teh komy za sorok bityet mnenie
Chto sovsem oshizelo nashe pokolenie
O materi Gor'kogo nam ne izvestno
Nam mama Tereza i mama Odessa
Pyst' svoi banan zhyet Mayakovskii
Nas vozbyzhdaet Petr Chaikovskii
Serdzy mila Ibaryri Dolores
Nashi kymiri - Nissan i Ford Torys
(Vbegayut reporteri)

Pervii reporter: Dva slova dlya gazeti "Novoe Rysskoe slovo".
Vtoroi reporter: I zhurnala "Starie Evreiskie Mansi".
Pervii Reporter: Molodezh', kakie vashi plani na bydyshee?
Rokeri: Ychitsya, ychitsya i ychitsya.
Reporteri: To est'?
Rokeri: Ny ne rabotat', ne rabotat' i ne rabotat'.
Pervii Reporter: Kak vi otnosites' k tomy chto kyrs
dollara v Rossii sostovlyaet $5000 za 1 rybl'?
Roker: Chto v Rossii, vot u nas v NYU $5000 za 1 kyrs!
Rokersha: Shytka lozh da v nei namek a seichas nam na urok.

Urok genetiki

Uchitel': Good evening boys and girls. Dobrii den' rokeri-yrokeri. Segodnya y nas genetika. Kto mne mozhet skazat' chto bydet esli soedenit' X i X? Roker: 2X! Uchitel': Nepravil'no bydet zhenshina. A esli soedenit' X i Y? Rokersha: Neprelichnoe slovo polychaetsya, professor! Roker: Da net, bydet myzhchina. Uchitel': Chto v prinzipe odno i tozhe. Roker: Professor, ya slihal chto v Izraile skrestili ishaka i cactus. Uchitel': V Izraile i skrestili! S vami vse yasno, yrok zakonchen, ne zabydte sdelat' domashnee zadanie. Roker: A mi po vashemy chto seichas delaem - Myzikal'nii konkyrs?

Urok Prirodovedeniya

(pod myziky poyavlyaetsya ychitel'-golyb' i poet, dve devyshki izobrazhayut pamyatniki)
Pesnya Golybya

Est' statyi iz mramora klassicheskih voyatelei
Chto s list'yami opavshimi vdol' parkovih allei
A mne milei granitnie - Marksizma osnovatelei
Na ih blestyashih lisinah nam golybyam teplei

Proidys' po Lomonosovy, Derzhavina poradyu
I s Pyshkinim v Mihailovskom ya posezhy v teni
Potom vzlechy na Gogolya, na Lermontova syady ya
K kyl'tyrnomy naslediyu vlekyt menya oni

Tysyus' ya na Lenine, flertyu ya na Staline
I na oboih statuyah ya svoi ostavlyu sled
I bydet pokolenie mne ochen' blagodarnoe
Ostalis' lish familii a liz yzh bol'she net

I grystno Lomonosovy, Derzhavin opechalennii
I Pyshkin chto v Mihailovskom krychinitsya v teni
I nety bol'she Gogolya, i Lermontov v otchayan'e
Kyl'tyrnoe nasledie ostavil ya na nih

Urok NVP (Nachal'no Voennoi Podgotovki)

(Pod voennii marsh vihodyat 4 stydenta i praporshik)

Praporshik: Rovnyais', smirno. Nachinaem yrok NVP - Ny vi
i popalis', ha, ha ,ha.
Voennie zagadki. Ryadovoi Zho.., Zho.., Zhonson!
Kyrsant: Yes, Sir!
Praporshik: Vi v okryzhenii 3 chernih, chto proisxodit?
Kyrsant: Ya zhertva ogrableniya, sir!
Praporshik: Ryadovoi Quicker Picker Thicker Upper!
Kyrsant: Zovite menya prosto Baunti, Sir!
Praporshik: Vi v okryzhenii 5 chernih, bol'shih i zdorovih.
Chto proishodit?
Kyrsant: Ya zhertva ogrableniya?
Praporshik: Vi trener basketbol'noi komandi.
Kyrsant: Shytki y vas kakie to rassistskie, sir!
Praporshik: Konechno rassistskie, ya zhe s rossii.
A kto eto tam vipendrivaetsya. Kak familiya?
Kyrsant: Kyrsant Trahtenberg, sir!
Praporshik: Trahtenberg? Slyshai a eto ne ti bil sinom polka
v 123ei raketo-podzhigatel'noi divizii?
Kyrsant: Eto togda ya bil sinom polka a seichas ya - Son of the
Brighton beach.
Praporshik: Da mi stvoim dedom Brest brali. Kak seichas
pomnyu zahozhy ya k kapitany v blindazh i dokladivayu:
"Tovarish' kapitan Brest vzyat!"
Kyrsanti: Breast!!!!
Praporshik: Eto chto to vrode vashei operazii "Shit v pystine".
Rota rovnyais', pesnyu zapevai!

Pesnya Smyglyanka-Moldovanka
(Angliiskii Variant)

In the morning in the garden
Looking out for pretty babes
I saw lady from Moldova
She was busy picking grapes
I am flashing, I am blushing
All of the sudden I want to say
Come sit by the river
Counting stars all night away.

Don't cry my baby
Proidyt dozhdi
The soldier will be back
You only zhdi....

(Pod myziky kyrsanti othodyat, poyavlyaetsya madam, vibiraet kyrsanta i nachinaet s nim tanzevat')
Pesnya madam
(Pod "Zdravstvyite ya vasha tetya")

Lyubov' i nezhnost' navsegda
Menya poimali v seti
Ya ne zabydy nikogda
Zhizn' v universitete
No eto bilo tak davno
Seichas myzhchini stranni
Sposobni tol'ko na kino
I rzhyt kak obez'yani!

Madam: Myzhchinam zhenshin ne ponyat' Myzhchini hyzhe chem stihiya A zhenshin lychshe raspoznat' Pomozhet nam kylinariya (Pod "Tanez s sablyami" vibegayut devochki s doscheckami)
Madam: Ya pomnyu zhenshin oshyshen'e
S Editoi P'ehoi teplotoi
S Edit Piaf prikosnaven'em
S Lorenoi Bobbit ostrotoi!

(Devochki vtikayut nozh v doschechki)

Madam: Lorenoi mozhesh ti ne bit'
No svoi diplom imet' obyazan

Stih ob Amerikanskom Diplome (pod Mayakovskogo) Po dlinnomy holly naemnih agenstv Ya bryuki kostyumnie dvigayu Smotryu dostayut, i ya dostayu Diplom otshtampovannii figoyu K diplomam odnim - rot do yshei, K drygim - rot yzhe s kislim vidom S pochten'em glyadyat na diplom koreshei S Brandeisovskim mahendavidom Diplom MIT idet bez zatei, S soboi prinosya kysok hleba Naemnik verbyet naivnih detei I sylit im manny iz neba Na Garvard glyadyat kak na Hilari Bill, Zybami lyazgaya po varvarski Na vse ostal'nie naemnik zabil Kogda pered nim diplom Garvardskii Gawaiskii - vipyalivayut glaza, Naemniky nado podrobnosti Kakoi eto college i chto eto za Geograficheskie novosti Diplom Boston collega - roznya ymy, Glyadat na nego lish s otchyain'em Glyadat kak Gerasim glyadel na Mymy S prisyshim holodnim molchaniem Ya lonami vigriz diplom NYU Teper' y menya deneg nety Raboty ishy v byrzhyaznom rayu Svoyu zapolnyaya ankety Ya smelo naemniky syny v pritik Svoi diplom chto dostal s togo sveta Chitaite, zavidyite ya vipysknik New Yorkskogo Universiteta!
Final'naya Pesnya
(Pod "I will survive")

Shkol'nii pyt' proshli mi s vami v etot szhatii srok
No k konzy podhodit nash stydencheskii yrok
Na szene mi v poslednii raz
Konez finala ne dalek
I vsem nam grystno ved' seichas
Zvychit nash vipysknoi zvonok

Mi vse ychilis' po nemnogy ved' ychen'e svet
Stydentom bil kogda to doctor, lawyer i poet
No zhizn' zovet s soboi vpered
Pora i nam derzhat' otvet
No mi zapomnim etot zal i etot den' na mnogo let

Mi vse zhivem odnoi mechtoi
Chtob sobiratsya inogda i v KBH igrat' poroi
Ved' KBH nash obshii dom
I v nem mi veselo zhivem
Mi zdes' ychilis' i segodnya zashitili svoi diplom

Segodnya mi vipyskniki
I vperedi y nas dorogi bezgranichno daleki
No pered tem kak sdelat' shag
Tyda gde mnogo peremen
Davai prisyadem dlya good luck
I skazhem - thank you KBH

Mi vse zhivem odnoi mechtoi
Chtob sobiratsya inogda i v KBH igrat' poroi
Ved' KBH nash obshii dom
I v nem mi veselo zhivem
Mi zdes' ychilis' i segodnya zashitili svoi diplom!




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